FFry
Twenty-five years ago the doctors told your mother and me that it would be impossible for us ever to have children.
Oh, why not?
FFry
I can't remember the exact reason; it was something to do with penises I think.
Yes, I drive a Vauxhall Nova Splash. Uh, it's a limited edition. I think they only made one and a half million of them.
Well, we had our first child on the NHS and had to wait nine months, can you believe it.
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