8 Simple Rules quotes

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Cate: [About Bridget's career choice and how Paul is interfeering] Alright I'll give you an example. When I was a little girl my mother would always cut off the ends when we had a pot roast. So one day I asked her why, and she said it was because her mother always did, so I went and asked my grandmother and she said it was because her mother always did. So one day i finally went to my great-grandmothers house and I asked her why she cut the ends off her pot roast. And you know what she said? Because the pan was too small Do you see what I'm getting at?
Paul: We're having pot roast for dinner?

Bridget and Kerry: (both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!!
Paul: Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.

Cate: (reading Paul's last article) Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Ready? Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend? C: Referring to rapper Fiddy Cent as "Fifty Cents"? or D: Entering the room? Okay, pencils down. Actually it was a trick question. The answer is all of the above. Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Zero. Why? Because I feared him. Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings, our deepest conversations usually revolved around the Tigers bull pen. But my kids, I can't get them to shut up! There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over. And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. So do I wish that my kids feared me? Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no. Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind. And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table.

Bridget: She's in bed with him, and you do nothing?
Kerry: We're on a bed, not in a bed. Learn a preposition.

Kerry(when Bridget tells them her new beu Travis is a Basketball player): He's a baller.
Travis: Holla.
Kerry: Holla back, brotha.
Travis: Uh-huh.

Bridget: I never would of got this far before. Dad would never let me go out like this. He would of definetly sent me up stairs to change and tell me to cover myself up in some hideous sweater and then give me a one hour lecture on how I should respect myself and how guys are only out for one thing and I always hated when he did that! I just want my dad back!
Cate: Bridget-
Bridget: Leave me alone!
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Kerry(makes fun of Bridget shaking her head from side to side) Like, oh my God! I'm Bridget. I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk.

Cate: I just got here. I forgot to pick up my allergy medicine. Do you think you can drop by the pharmacy?
Paul: Oh man. You know I hate picking up that stuff.
Cate: No, no, no. It's really allergy medicine this time.

Bridget/Paul: You are dead!
Kerry/Kyle: It's not what it looks like!

Cate: (sarcastically) I remember her as just such a happy little girl on the playground, smoking.

Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.

Bridget: The last thing I told him was "I hate you!"

Bridget: No, Dad, it was coral. I can't wear a coral. I mean look at me. Hello, I'm a summer.

Bridget: I need more boyfriends.

Cate: Keep Bridget off the phone and out of the mall.
Paul: I'm a man, not a miracle worker.