I joined the army.
The United States army?
Yes, the United States army. The one with the guns and the wars!
Did they tell you you'll have to cut your hair?
Did they tell you those are real guns with real bullets, and you can get yourself shipped off to God knows where, and for what? Just to get your college education paid for?
[pause] How much would he get?
Well, I'm planning on four years. I'm gonna train as a pilot and they'll give me $50,000, and I'll be able to get a job as soon I get out.
Wow. 50 G's and a job?
Bullets! Very fast bullets coming at our son!
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