Ruthie and Simon in “Sometimes That's Just the Way It Is”

Ruthie

Babies, babies, babies. You'd think they never even saw a baby before. The way everyone goes ooh and aah if they even poop. It's not fair.

Simon

Forget it, that's not going to change, what has changed is my luck and I've got to change it back. Did you answer that chain letter or not?

Ruthie

One to Simon Camden, one to Master Simon Camden and one to Senor Simon Camden. That's Spanish.

Simon

You can't give me back my own chain letter. You're supposed to send it to three other people. The idea is to keep the chain going or bad luck will befall you.

Ruthie

Bad luck already befalled on me the day the babies were born.

Simon

Ditto.