“Sometimes That's Just the Way It Is” quotes from 7th Heaven

Ruthie

Babies, babies, babies. You'd think they never even saw a baby before. The way everyone goes ooh and aah if they even poop. It's not fair.

Simon

Forget it, that's not going to change, what has changed is my luck and I've got to change it back. Did you answer that chain letter or not?

Ruthie

One to Simon Camden, one to Master Simon Camden and one to Senor Simon Camden. That's Spanish.

Simon

You can't give me back my own chain letter. You're supposed to send it to three other people. The idea is to keep the chain going or bad luck will befall you.

Ruthie

Bad luck already befalled on me the day the babies were born.

Simon

Ditto.

Matt

I joined the army.

Eric

The United States army?

Annie

Yes, the United States army. The one with the guns and the wars!

Eric

Did they tell you you'll have to cut your hair?

Annie

Did they tell you those are real guns with real bullets, and you can get yourself shipped off to God knows where, and for what? Just to get your college education paid for?

Eric

[pause] How much would he get?

Matt

Well, I'm planning on four years. I'm gonna train as a pilot and they'll give me $50,000, and I'll be able to get a job as soon I get out.

Eric

Wow. 50 G's and a job?

Annie

Bullets! Very fast bullets coming at our son!

Mary

Should we kill him now or in the morning?

Now!