Mary, if you ever change your mind and need help, you let me know.
MaryI'm not going to change my mind. I don't need help, I need money. So thank you for nothing!
A character in 7th Heaven
Played by Jessica Biel
7th Heaven · 700 quotes
5th most-quoted character in 7th Heaven: in 116 of its 700 quotes
Most scenes with: Lucy (33), Eric (28), Annie Camden (19)
Mary, if you ever change your mind and need help, you let me know.
MaryI'm not going to change my mind. I don't need help, I need money. So thank you for nothing!
Why is Mary's car in the driveway? Isn't she supposed to be at work, or did she get fired again?!
Time for school!
MaryWhat's up?
You tell us. Is this your day off?
Did you get fired?
Building burned down? Business close for an epidemic?
MaryUh-uh.
Quit?
MaryI just got another job that's all. I'm working at Pete's Pizza. I just didn't like the pool hall. I kept getting the day shift, and, well, I like the night life, I like to boogie.
Is it me or is she starting to spin?
MaryThey want me to work the double shift today: 12:00 to 12:00.
Well, maybe we can do something then.
MaryYeah, maybe we could. Hey, I could bring a pizza home with me and I could wake you up, and we could have a midnight snack.
Yeah! Then you could sleep over in my room!
MaryOkay. It's a date!
[to Mary, who is their waitress at a pizza place] Hey, you want to sit down and have a piece with us?
MaryUm, no. I don't. Can I get you anything else?
Yeah. I'll have your phone number written on your underwear!
[about the customers harassing Mary] Let my wife handle them. She's good with those types.
MaryFrances is your wife?
Not Frances. No one calls her Frances. It's Frankie. We've been married for a year.
MaryBut you look so young!
We are young. Frankie's your age, and I'm 21.
MaryYeah, I thought about getting married once, too.
What changed your mind?
MaryI don't know. I guess I just wasn't ready.
Yeah, well, neither were we, but the baby changed all that.
I'm just gonna have a cigarette. You want one?
MaryOh, no, thanks, I don't smoke.
Neither did I. Well, I stopped when I found out I was pregnant, but as soon as I popped Mercy out, I lit up again.
MaryMercy. What a great name.
She's a great baby. She's real good, she never cries. Probably because my mother watches her most of the time. She's good with babies. It's teenagers she can't handle.
[After Mary has been pulled over for being suspected of drinking and driving]
Look, don't ever be in such a hurry that you aren't careful. I want you to be able to have pizza with your sister for the rest of your life.
MaryYeah. So do I.
MaryI love you, Ruthie.
If you loved me, you would have been home at midnight. [turns over and closes her eyes]
Fire's ready. [sits down with a beer]
So, if the fire's ready...
Do I have to do everything?
Well, I did everything else!
Fine, I'll cook the steaks! [storms out]
[to Mary] Don't ever get married.
MaryMarriage takes a lot of work.
You have no idea.
[on phone with Mary] Hey, what if you and I both decided to sign up for college together next semester?
[smirks in the background] Be sure to apply for that scholarship!
MaryAre you serious?
Sure, I'm serious. I don't know what I want to do, either, but I know I don't want to wait tables for the rest of my life.
MaryIs that... Is that pot?
Yeah. I just need it to loosen up. This whole mother and wife gig really sucks.
[about Johnny] He's not such a bad guy, you know. He wanted to go to college, too, major in English Lit, and be a writer.
MaryHey. We all still have plenty of time to be whatever it is we want to be, right?
Right. [The baby starts crying from her crib] Whatever I'm going to be doesn't change who I already am: a mom.
It just seems so unfair. You make one little mistake, you know?
MaryYeah, I know. I made a big mistake once, too. I got arrested last year for trashing the school gym.
[laughs] Arrested? You?
MaryYeah. I'm still on probation.
Oh, so that's why you don't drink or smoke or anything.
MaryYeah, kind of.....but also because I feel so out of control, anyway--like I couldn't get my life back on track even if I wanted to. Not that I want to--I mean, it's not so bad, but it's just...
Existing. Just existing. I know what you mean. Every time I make an effort to do something, it just feels like there's so much resistance...and I give up before I even start trying.
MaryMaybe we could help each other. Maybe we could make an effort together. Maybe we could go to college and see if anything changes. I brought the brochures--do you want to look at them?
No, not right now, I'm too out of it. Maybe some other time.
Mary[disappointed] Yeah. Maybe some other time. [stands up]
No, don't say it like that. Don't give up on me. I need a friend.
MaryWell, I need a friend too.
[on phone with Mary] Hey, your dad got us out. Thanks so much for getting him to help us.
MaryYou know, I was kind of surprised you called him.
Yeah, well, I didn't know who else to call. After I got pregnant, my mom told me never to call her again if I got into trouble. Of course, your dad made me promise to talk to her, and to a counselor, and whatever. But at least I didn't have to call her from jail, you know? (pause) You are really lucky to have parents who are always there for you.
MaryDad, please. They really are my friends. Frankie is my friend! She asked me to bring over those college brochures tonight so we could look over them, and make a plan to go back to school.
And did you?
Mary[pause] No.
Because she was too stoned? Mary, who are you and what are you doing with these people?
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