[Tommy is selling chocolate door-to-door and he encounters a priest at one door]
Hi, Father, I'm selling chocolate so the high-school band can go to Washington... and learn about Christianity...so they can become priests.
[The priest closes the door in Tommy's face]
Fine then; they'll stay here in Rutherford and worship Satan!
More from this episode
More 3rd Rock from the Sun quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's 3rd Rock from the Sun pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.