[about Tommy's teacher, Mr Randell]
He's giving off this vibe? Can't you feel it?
Yes I think I do. Does it feel like a stabbing pain in your left buttock?
Uh, no.
[Dick reaches under his chair]
Then I appear to be sitting on a tack.
[Holds up a tack]
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