Sally and Dick in “Brains and Eggs”

Dick, women are trouble. I should know! I've been one for two weeks!

I know, which brings up another point. I command you to shave under your arms.

Doable. I'm sorry you find me so offensive (tears up)

Dammit! Pull yourself together, man! We're going out.

Ok, give me an hour.

An hour?

I got to rotate these (indicating breasts). It's a party!