If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
“Mamma Mia” · Season 3, Episode 21
In this episode: Liz Lemon (2), Pete Hornberger (1)
Maybe Donald is Tracy's son, because maybe Tracy is sixty.
No, that's ridiculous.
Think about it: he can't rap, he has diabetes, a lot of his friends are dead--
He falls asleep in chairs, he doesn't know how to use a computer, he's always mad at the TV--
TToofer
His favorite show is NCIS.
He might be seventy!
MMilton
One month I couldn't pay, so she said maybe there was something else I could give her. So I gave her my radio. Then a couple of weeks later, we got drunk and had sex.
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