[The Rockhopper arrives at Grandmum's cottage in the attic, preparing to send Jason and Michelle back]
Well, until next time, cadets!
JMJason & Michelle
Goodbye!
[As Fidgel fires the galeezle, the claw pops out and falls on the floor, covered in gum]
Jason
What happened?! Can't you see? The thing's broken!
[examines the gum] Hmm… Corn syrup, soy lecithin, and titanium dioxide, if I'm not very much mistaken. A construct otherwise known as…
Jason
Hubby chubby bubble gum! Oh, no! [angrily points to Michelle] It was you! You must have spit it out when the galeezle pulled us in!
I wasn't the only one with hubby chubby! You were chewing it too!
Jason
I swallowed mine!
Well, I didn't do it! You must have done it!
Jason
I didn't do it! You did!
Ah, ah! Temper, temper. Here we go, accusing each other again! Remember what old Sol told us: not smart without all the facts.
Jason
Well, the fact is we aren't going to be able to get back to Grandmum's and it's all Michelle's fault!
Well, um…it's not…Well, I can try.
Jason
"Try?!" Oh, no! We're going to stay this size? I'm only as big as my little finger!
Can you make it work again?
[pulls out a small, burned out device covered in gum] This is what makes it work. The metric magnetic matter disperser. The only one in existence as far as I know! Without this, the galeezle is useless! I fear the bubble gum has burnt it out.
Jason, Michelle, would you like a sandwich?
Jason
[disappointed about not getting back to Grandmum's cottage] No. I just want Grandmum's cocoa.
I thought you weren't talking to me.
Jason
I wasn't talking to you, you galeezle breaker!
I didn't break it. You did! Your gum must've come out when you were screaming like a baby.
Jason
[infuriated] Screaming like a baby?!
Yes, you always scream like a baby when galeezled into the ship!
[enters the main room after taking a shower with his hair all droopy; angrily accusing Kevin] KEVIN! YOU'VE BEEN INTO MY SHAMPOO AGAIN!
Calm down? Calm down?! [to Kevin] Listen to me! "Ridiculous proportions shampoo" is shampoo! Do you hear me? Shampoo! But you always use it as a body wash! A body wash! Do you know how much body you have to wash?!
[Kevin reacts with confusion]
Now, wait just a minute, captain. Didn't you say earlier that we shouldn't be too quick to accuse each other? [gasps in shock when he sees his Boomerangutan poster on the table; accusing Fidgel in outrage] Doc! Doc! What have you done to my poster?!
I-I just needed something to protect the table.
[frustrated] Do you know how much this is worth?! It was from the last tour of the Boomerangutans!
[retorting] Well, if you wouldn't leave your quarters in such a mess, how am I to know what's rare and what's rubbish?
[Jason and Michelle cover their ears, trying to block out the arguing]
Jason
Nice going, Michelle!
What?! Now you're blaming me for this?!
Jason
We wouldn't even be here if you hadn't broken the galeezle!
[The Rockhopper pulls up at the Comet Lounge]
Captain's blog, we're going on a picnic.
So, what are we doing here?
Had to stop off for some supplies, first. Soda pop, sandwiches, you know.
[as they enter] Don't forget the chocolate bars and marshmallows!
Jason
Oh, great! I love eating s'mores!
Eating? Oh, no, I need them for a new fuel experiment.
Now don't take all day with your science project stuff, Doctor. We're here to get in, get supplies, and get out. No nonsense.
I assure you, my experiments are not nonsense.
What about the time you tried to make glass invisible so you can see through it?
Well, it worked, didn't it?
Jason
What's wrong with being lazy?
SSol
Well, just think, if I didn't work around here, nobody would get served, dirty dishes would pile up. Pretty soon the whole place would stink!
SSol
[chuckles] Old Sol says, "The lazy person wants many things, but has nothing. But the person who is diligent and hardworking, truly has it all." You want to be diligent, right, kids?
Jason
Actually, the picnic sounds more fun.
SSol
[laughs] I'm sure it does. You just keep an eye on those ants, you hear?
Jason
We will. Is it just me, or is he weird?
[opens the storage bay, but it's all piled up with junk] Oh, dear me.
What's got your knickers in a knot, doc?
Well, I'm scheduled to run a diagnostic test on the Harryhausen ray, but it's in the back of this storage bay, and I can't get to it.
Harryhausen ray? What's that?
Oh, it's simply a device that halts movement on a molecular level.
[not understanding] In the Queen's English, Fidge.
Yes. It stops action, freezes things in time and space.
Classic. But it looks like you could use some help.
If I see anyone available, I'll send 'em round.
[enters Jason's room, finding him laying lazily on his bed] Hello, Jason. I hear you're looking to earn some extra money for sea chimps?
Jason
Yeah!
Well, the storage bay is in a bit of a mess. What say I hire you to clean it?
Jason
Hire? You mean like a job? I'm kinda busy. Maybe later. Uh, doc? Turn the page for me. I can't reach.
Jason
[enters Michelle's room while following the smelling scent and spots a cupcake on the table, tries to eat it, but Michelle swipes it from him] Let me have a cupcake. I'll tell Grandmum you've learned your lesson when we get back.
No. I made them, I say who gets one.
Jason
(Oh, I get it.) You won't give me one because you're still mad about play-ser tag.
Yeah, it was no fair. I was sick of being it.
Jason
At least I shared with you.
You gave me the broken one.
Jason
This one? It's a new invention. Fidgel even said it didn't work right. [turns on the device and a straight and spiral beam fires and goes around the room until it reaches him]
No thanks, that thing is a play-ser tag magnet. Wherever I hid in the room, that beam would find me. I was it the whole time!
Jason
Fine, but it's not my fault it doesn't work. Keep your stale old cupcakes. [leaves the room in a huff]
Michelle, is this the way I've taught you to rinse the dishes?
[sees the sink overflowing; alarmed] Oh, no! [quickly turns it off and places a towel on the wet floor]
And, Jason, you didn't replace the plastic liner in this trash can.
Jason
Sorry, Grandmum, I'll go get it right now.
I guess I was in too big a hurry. I'm sorry.
Remember what the Good Book says, Enthusiasm without knowledge is no good. Haste makes mistakes.
Jason
Is that a real proverb?
It jolly well is. Take the time to listen and do it right the first time.
Jason
Like the trash liner. I'm on it.
You'll just make a mess if you rush.
Jason
Now where's that spaceship? It was right here!
Jason, you heard Grandmum. We got to put the clean sheets on our beds.
Jason
I did.
Jason
It's fine. I'll make the bed later. [Midgel galeezles both him and Michelle into the Rockhopper] Whoa, definitely later.
Hey, thanks, Midgel. Where is everybody?
Sorry, Michelle, no time for chit chat, we got to get going. [The kids are strapped to their seats and buckle up] The others are at the Comet Lounge making sure Sol doesn't run out of the afternoon special.
JMJason and Michelle
Sol's Aurora Borealis fruit punch!
Jason
What are we waiting for?!
JMJason, Michelle, and Midgel
BONSAI!
Jason
You were right, Michelle. We didn't take our time and we made mistakes.
Captain Zidgel? Jason and I have realized something.
Can't stop it. Tried everything.
Jason
Captain, we have tried everything, except listening.
Listening? What do you mean?
Grandmum told us, enthusiasm without knowledge is no good.
Jason
And haste makes mistakes.
Translated, means…is this a tongue twister?
Wait, I think I know. Rushing to do things in your own enthusiasm instead of taking time to understand and think causes problems.
Cuz you'll just make a mess if you hurry.
Jason
Right, we've been in such a hurry to get back to the Comet Lounge for Sol's aurora borealis fruit punch--
That we've been running with the first ideas that popped into our heads. Nobody listened to the tiki king.
Jason
[as his sister, Midgel, Fidgel, and Kevin all glare annoyingly at him] No, that was not my fault. It was the lousy time machine. It didn't even work!
Or maybe you didn't listen to any advice!
[They hear the sounds of laughing and coughing and see two elderly penguins sitting in rocking chairs, but it turns out, they're the future versions of Midgel and Fidgel]
FMFuture Midgel
Looks like they didn't get the transmission.
FFFuture Fidgel
And I dare say Jason ignored our warnings about the time machine.
Jason
This is fantastic!
Exactly how is this fantastic, Jason?
Jason
[to Fidgel] Your time machine worked! We're in the future! This is the neatest thing ever!
Not to dampen your enthusiasm, young man, but our situation is, in fact, quite dire.
Jason
What do you mean?
Our ship's destroyed, who knows how much the time machine's been damaged? Jason, face the facts.
FMFuture Midgel
The odds are, you and your sister are stuck here with us, forever.
Jason
[horrified] No!
[The Lizard King finds Jason in the back of his truck when he tries to run away]
LKLizard King
Great Bullamanka! A human ice pop! What are you doin' in there?
Jason
[shivering from the cold] R-r-running away?
LKLizard King
Not on board my ship, you don't. No stowaways. I got a firm rule against such things. [pulls him out of the cargo hold; recognizing him] Wait a minute, I know you! You're the mate aboard the Rockhopper, under Captain Zidgel.
Jason
P-p-please. You gotta let me stay. I-I can't go back there.
Jason
They say things that hurt my feelings... supposed to be helpful.
LKLizard King
Oh, it's like that, is it? Always telling you what to do, eh? Giving you orders, do this, do that. Making you feel bad by saying things you don't wanna hear, eh mate?
Jason
Yeah!
LKLizard King
Ha! Get over it! You're a shipmate. Taking orders is what you do. Whatever they're telling you is probably for your own good.