A character in 3-2-1 Penguins!
Voiced by Michael Dobson
3-2-1 Penguins! · 43 quotes
7th most-quoted character in 3-2-1 Penguins!: in 8 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Fidgel (6), Zidgel (6), Jason (5)
All right, guys, I think it's time that we briefed our new cadet. Now, listen. I'm Captain Zidgel. And that's my ship. Over there, we have Dr. Fidgel.
How do you do?
This is the ship's pilot and engineer, First Officer Midgel. And, um, [clears throat] that's, uh, Kevin.
Kevin[vacuuming] Pleasure.
What does he do?
[Kevin gets his head sucked into the hose]
Mostly, he just does that.
Penguins, we have to get out of here! The cutting-in-line bug is infecting us too!
Nonsense! But if it is, it infected me first.
No, I was first.
KevinMe! Me!
You're all being ridiculous! I wanted to cut in front of you hours ago.
People! Don't you understand what happens when you get too close to the sun? You'll burn up!
[Michelle meets the penguin troops for the first time as the Rockhopper comes to life]
Michelle Francis Conrad.
[calling for Jason, thinking it's for him] Um, Jason? This is for you.
Not so fast here! You are the one that we wanted, this time.
Jason's right. You guys are alive.
Either that or you're daydreaming.
KevinWhoa, déjà vu.
Dr. Fidgel, galeezle her.
Right away, captain.
Hang on.
[Fidgel fires the galeezle and the claw pops out of the ship, grabbing Michelle]
Wait!
[reels her in aboard the ship] Amazing, an exact duplicate of your brother, only with pigtails!
We are not identical twins, we're just the same age.
KevinUh, they were out of Chewy Chunky Glob of Fudge, so I got you an Icky Gooey Slab of Slop (instead).
[disappointed] It's not the same.
[when Kevin pulls out a spherical robot from the paper bag] What's that?
KevinNot sure, really, I got it free with my Prune Trifle burrito.
[reading the name] "B-I-N-G, Beneficial Imprinting Neuralnet Gizmo."
KevinB.I.N.G.
Look, here's the button to start it. [presses a button on the back and a flashbulb pops out, flashing Kevin as he covers his eyes] Hey, you guys, check this out.
Most interesting. I believe that B.I.N.G. has somehow imprinted on Kevin's behavior, like a newborn duckling does with the first creature it sees.
[After saving the Space Colony Doublewide trailer park from the doom funnel, Kevin has no choice but to give B.I.N.G. to Professor Wordsworth]
[amazed after B.I.N.G. imprints the professor's behavior] Fascinating! Now B.I.N.G. is imprinted on the professor.
This is most kind of you, Kevin. We shall forever remember your act of goodness. Now then, B.I.N.G., shall we see what we can do to spruce things up a bit before everyone returns?
KevinGoodbye, B.I.N.G. I won't forget you.
Did I miss something? Seems to me we're down one robot in the deal.
Kevin just realized that it was wrong to keep B.I.N.G. to himself when he had a chance to do good for the professor and the whole colony. "Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act."
[as Kevin sticks his head in the sand] What do you think you're doing?
KevinLooking for water.
You were right, Michelle. We didn't take our time and we made mistakes.
Captain Zidgel? Jason and I have realized something.
Can't stop it. Tried everything.
Captain, we have tried everything, except listening.
Listening? What do you mean?
Grandmum told us, enthusiasm without knowledge is no good.
And haste makes mistakes.
Translated, means…is this a tongue twister?
Wait, I think I know. Rushing to do things in your own enthusiasm instead of taking time to understand and think causes problems.
Cuz you'll just make a mess if you hurry.
KevinYeah, big mess.
Right, we've been in such a hurry to get back to the Comet Lounge for Sol's aurora borealis fruit punch--
That we've been running with the first ideas that popped into our heads. Nobody listened to the tiki king.
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