[Bin Laden and his henchmen are in their cave]
At last we have nuclear bomb!
[an old bomb drops into view; it has cracks, is leaking and has been stuck together using sticky tape]
[Bin Laden turns round to see a smaller version of himself, both of which are doing the Dr. Evil pinky gesture. He turns back to his henchmen]
Initiate LAUNCH SEQUENCE!
[The henchmen drag the bomb and drop it into a big envelope, which is addressed to: Infidel Bush, White House, USA]
[one of the henchmen attaches a pigeon to the letter. The bird attempts to take off but cannot lift the mail]
I thought we had 2 birds?
[Jalal burps and feathers come out of his mouth. He cringes]
Well, it's nice that Jalal tabled his concerns about the war...
[the camera follows Bin Laden to his stone table. Jalal's head is on the table, with 2 other henchmen cowering behind the table]
Anyone else have any wobbles?
[after an accidental explosion]
Jalal! Get your arse over here.
Because that's where your legs are.
[Seaman is in the supermarket, browsing for shampoo]
DSDavid Seaman
Let's see here: Greasy hair? Normal hair? Stupid Hair? Ah, F**king Stupid Hair!
[Seaman puts the shampoo in his shopping trolly]
DSDavid Seaman
That's the one!
[The dining room all dirty of porridge. Victoria and Romeo are sitting there. David comes in the dining room]
DBDavid Beckham
How's the feeding going?
RRomeo
Oh, she's been an absolute bugger.
[Romeo takes spoon to feed Victoria]
RRomeo
Now come on, here comes the singer into the Versace shop. Open wide.
[Victoria takes the spoon, crawls to Romeo and throws the spoon on the floor. Then Victoria and David get angry at Romeo]
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