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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Max and Caroline in “Unfinished Business”

[Max and Caroline go to a bar, where Caroline meets a man who resembles Jesus]

Max

I'll leave. You stay and do your thing.

Caroline

But we came together.

Max

Yeah, I know you guys did. It happened, like, the second he kissed you.

Caroline

I don't do this. I just met him.

Max

Look, Caroline, I haven't read the Bible, but I know that when Jesus returns, you must follow him... back to his apartment. Let go... Let God... get to third base.

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