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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Han and Max in “Unfinished Business”

[Max and Caroline learn that Oleg is moving in with Sophie]

Han

What is the problem? This is all good news. Sophie and Oleg are in love.

Max

Yeah! And they'll be in love on our stairs, in our hallway, and on every surface of the laundry room. What do you know about love anyway, Christian Single?

Han

I know Jesus has a girl for me. He has to. I'm $400 deep into that damn website.

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