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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, my God, Max. My childhood bank!

You had a childhood bank? I didn't even have a childhood.

Come on, let's go. I stop in every few months to get caught on the security cameras, so people will think I'm still in the mix.

Trying to get caught on security cameras? Whoa, we are different.

Yeah, we'll just go in and while we're in here, well, I don't know, ask for a business loan.

We are not getting a business loan! You tricked me into coming to the city. At least knock me out and put me in the trunk like a person.

Okay, I hear you. No loan. But can we at least go in there so I can get a hit off some vault fumes and a complimentary Christmas cocoa?

Yeah, I want one too. It's so cold out here my bra is suing my nipples for assault.

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