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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Max, business is down again, and the only phrase I've said more than that is, "Please, God, take me in my sleep." I mean, it's clear. Not getting ahead.

Oh, is that what your mood is about? You're not getting any ahead? 'Cause I can take care of that with one call.

You are not hooking me up with that guy who's listed in your phone as "Oral Redenbacher."

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