“Close your eyes. I'll give you a hint.” – Caroline, 2 Broke Girls ... TV Quotes Database

[after telling Max she has good news] Close your eyes. I'll give you a hint.

Last time I was told to close my eyes, I woke up in a bikini on a garbage barge. P.S.: Closest I ever got to a vacation.

[Caroline wheels a pink bike in and honks the horn]

Oh, you're dating a clown?

Please, you know I would have told you if I was dating someone who had a car. Look, it's the abandoned bike from in front of the shop!

It was the bike from the front of the shop. Now it looks like a contestant on RuPaul's Bike Race.

We're gonna use it to make deliveries. I already signed us up for three delivery services. Still crazy smart!

Waste of time. Amazon's got drones, and we've got one gay bike. I don't wanna do deliveries.

I got this. You bake, I'll bike.

And while you bike, I'll get baked.

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