How do you not know the name of the guy you're intimate with?
"Intimate"?
Max, there are certain things you have to know about the guy you're engaging in sexual congress with.
Only you can make sex boring.
SSebastian
[comes out of the bathroom] Well, not too bad. One's okay and the other one left on crutches. Later.
Sebastian, wait. This is Max Black. Max, this is Sebastian.
SSebastian
Nice to meet you, Max.
Yeah, nice to meet you too. And you can just call me what you usually do—"Oh, God."
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