[Caroline wakes up to a strange man in the apartment]
I warn you, I was in the Nutcracker Suite.
SSebastian
What's that mean?
This! [kicks Sebastian in the crotch]
[Sebastian covers his crotch and falls on the floor; Max comes out of her bedroom]
Don't worry, Max, I handled it.
Yeah, I just handled it too. That's my booty call.
Are you telling me you know him?!
No, I don't know him! He just comes over for sex on Tuesday nights.
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