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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

I'm so excited! Max, this is what I look like when I'm happy! You've never seen it.

Max

Please call me by my new name, Khlamydia Kardashian.

Caroline

Don't say anything stupid like that.

Max

I won't have to say anything. Kris will see me and recognize me as one of her own, with my lips, my boobs, and my willingness to live in some place called Calabasas.

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