[A television producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians at their cupcake window]
Just give me one good reason why we shouldn't keep up with the Kardashians.
I'll give you five good reasons: Kim, Kamber, Klondike... and the little ones, Krispy and Kreme.
Not even close.
Fine. Kim, Kooky, Kool-Aid, and the little ones, Kaptain and Kangaroo.
It's Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kylie, and Kendall.
That mother has some nerve, naming a kid who's probably never even read a book "Kindle."
We need this! Everyone watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It's like Dancing with the Stars, but without the stars. So, Dancing with the Stars.
Okay, tell me one good thing about this show that I hate, 'cause I've never seen it.
Well, it's all about this family and their struggle to... keep up. Yeah, okay, I've never seen it either.
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