[Caroline asks Max for money so she can bet on a horse race, and Max says she's addicted to gambling]
I am not addicted! Now, where's your cash? 'Cause it wasn't in your piggy bank, which someone, not me, broke.
You think you don't have a problem? Then, fine, you can have the money.
You won't be sorry. Where is it?
In my bra.
Where's your bra?
On my boobs.
You sleep in your bra?
Have to. Last time I let them out at night, they didn't come home till 4 a.m. and couldn't tell me where they'd been.
Max, just take it out of there, please.
Nope, I'll tell you what I tell every guy who wants to get in there: It's 12 bucks for adults and 10.50 for seniors.
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