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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Can't you just go to Deke's without me? I'm too down in the dumps.

Then what better place to be than in a dumpster? And Deke said to make sure to bring you. And relax, it's not a three-way situation. When we made our three-way list, you were at the bottom with Taylor Swift.

Well, at least I'm with Taylor. On the three-way list, who's above me?

Vicki what's-her-name from Real Housewives of Orange County.

Is that the one with all the face work?

You're gonna have to be more specific.

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