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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

[Caroline texted Nicolas saying she would only have dinner with him if he left his wife, and he agreed to do so]

When I texted him that, I was just being flirty.

Flirty is me not wearing underwear to the Times Square M&M store. So you really don't want him to leave his wife?

No! I mean, sure, maybe I fantasized about it, but in my fantasy we were on a ski trip, and I was jumping up and down, excited, with my best friend Jennifer Lawrence.

Cool, maybe call Jen next time the possum traps you by the garbage cans.

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