Okay, two important things. One, I'm the guy you've been talking to on OkCupid. [Caroline looks embarrassed] And two, I need five minutes of girl talk and not a minute more because I'm worried it'll turn me into a girl.
Go. Tell me. Leave nothing out, leave everything in.
I said something today I never thought I'd say.
"Thank you"?
I said "I love you" to Deke! He said, "I love you," and I said it back!
Oh, cool. Good for you.
Wait, that's it? I finally decide to cave and be a girl for you, and you hang me out to dry? I've seen movies. You're supposed to jump around and say, "This calls for a margarita!"
This calls for a margarita!
Too much, too late. Your first reaction said everything, and your second one was just annoying.
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