I'm off on my date.
You can't leave me here alone. There's a murder car out there!
Relax. No one is after you.
Oh, really? What about the person who yelled, "Watch yo back, bitch", when we were walking home?
That was me, to that Girl Scout. If you tell someone you're carrying Thin Mints, you best be carrying Thin Mints.
Max, you're coming back tonight, right? I'm kind of afraid. I've never been here alone at night.
If you don't wanna be alone, why don't you call Han?
Very funny. I did, Han's busy. He's going to a country square dance on Second Life. It's an online game, but he says it's more of a lifestyle.
Don't you have to have a first life to have a second life?
Max, please stay. Call Deke and cancel, or else you might come home to find me in a pool of blood.
Oh, I always wanted a pool.
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