[after Deke enters the diner] Oh, look, Max, it's your boyfriend.
He's not my boyfriend, we just made out. I make out with people all the time. I made out with a guy in the diner last week.
That wasn't making out. He was choking, and you gave him mouth-to-mouth.
Yeah, but it led to sex.
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