Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

You can't always help who you're attracted to. It's like with me and Nicolas—

Max

This is not the same as you and Frenchie. I wasn't attracted to Deke before today. The first time you met Nicolas, your vagina fell on the floor and tried to crawl up his leg.

Caroline

Yes, but I scooped it up and snapped it back on, because I was not born to have sex with a married man. If I was, I would have flirted with Matt Lauer when he came over for the Christmas tree lighting at my house!