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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

I'm coming in there to flirt with chef Nicholas, and when I enter, I need you to say, "Caroline, you look amazing."

Max

No. I actually physically can't say that. I would rather walk in there and yell, "I have crabs, and three of them just escaped."

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