Max, we really need to talk about this brochure.
Look, just because I have a pastry school brochure doesn't mean I'm actually gonna go to pastry school. Just like having those porn magazines doesn't mean I'm actually gonna ride around on a tiger performing unspeakable acts with sailors, probably. Pastry school is the same as porn, it's just a dumb fantasy.
Pastry school is not like porn. There is nothing in this brochure about a girl-on-girl croissant.
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