Where are my old sheets, bitch?
[whining] Why? Why are you calling me a bitch at night? I was sleeping in my new jammies!
Well, I can't sleep without those sheets, so where are they? I checked all your drawers. And by the way, who hides their vibrator in a Starbucks cup?
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