Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

I have exciting news. At the nail salon, I heard about this amazing seminar we should go to.

Max

Oh, no, no, no. I went to a seminar once. I was almost married to 300 Koreans.

Caroline

It's a branding seminar for business owners to define who they are and get them primed and ready for their window of opportunity.

Max

I think I'd rather be married to 300 Koreans. Then I could get my nails done whenever I wanted.

Caroline

Max, this is the real deal. The woman who runs it is a branding genius. She created the Nike "Just Do It."

Max

Oh, that woman didn't make up "just do it." High school boyfriends have been using that for centuries.