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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

I'm gonna text Andy for another booty call, and maybe this time we can go out and have a booty breakfast.

Max

As president of the Casual Sex Society, local chapter, I call bull on your booty.

Caroline

What? It's a booty call.

Max

Not with you it isn't. You think that booty breakfast will maybe lead to a booty dinner then maybe booty engaged and booty married and have a couple booty kids and a booty retirement home and then booty die together.

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