Max and Caroline in “Unfinished Business”

Max

You don't have to do this! Just call Han and apologize, and we can get outta here before the syphilis sets in.

Caroline

No, he said some really hurtful things to me, and I'd rather stay here and work for Oleg and Alexis. At least I'll have my dignity. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go climb the Spermship Enterprise. Let me just get these curtains open so I can see better.

Max

Seeing better? Is that the way to go?

Caroline

Oh. I'm walking on a waterbed. This is harder than it looks.

Max

How many times has that been said on this bed?

Caroline

Oh, my heel! [her heel punctures Oleg's waterbad, squirting water in her face] I swallowed! I accidentally swallowed!

Max

You know that's been said.