[after being promoted as junior executive] I talked to Eli about hiring you full-time. You are now a junior executive's executive assistant!
I will knock you to the ground!
Max, think about it. It comes with health care. You wouldn't have to decide between birth control pills and morning-after pills!
Are you trying to take away a woman's right to choose?
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