How are we gonna get 1,000 extra dollars by Monday? Wait, Max, we can go to that bar and exploit your special gifts.
If I have to strip, I have to strip.
Not that kind of bar, the hipster trivia bar.
Can't I just strip? At least I'd still have my dignity.
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