Max, I just hung up from a very panicked phone call, and you'll never believe what happened.
The guy from the record store called to say I have super gonorrhea?
You actually think a guy that you don't even remember called to tell me that you have super gonorrhea?
Yes, that's how tired I am. Are you gonna make me wait forever? Do I have it or not?
It's not super gonorrhea, but it is super bad news. This woman just called to confirm her order for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow. I've been so tired, I completely forgot.
I'd rather have super gonorrhea!
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