[after Andy walks by the shop] Did you just openly wave to my ex-boyfriend?
Yeah, I always wave at him. He didn't die just because you stopped letting him touch your boobies.
Well, I don't wave to the guy at the record shop that you had sex with.
I had sex with the guy at the record shop?! I should keep a diary.
Oh, God, he's coming back. See what you started with your wave?
I'm sorry, my hand is friendly. Ask any guy in high school.
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