[about Andy] He was about to tell you he loves you.
What?
Just now, in the hall, and ice rink. He's been trying to tell you all week.
But I've been too preoccupied with work, like Sandra Bullock in The Proposal. So he was gonna tell me at the ice rink? The one in Central Park?
Yes, while having cocoa and splitting a hot dog.
Oh, my God! That's, like, my dream "I love you" scenario! Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Because when it comes to other people's creepy love stuff, that's when I'm a silent partner. And you need to stop with this creepy rom-com stuff, life isn't like a movie. Sometimes you're not a success right away. Sometimes you have to just eat it and be a cupcake. And sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.
You are so right. I don't have to wait for the moment to be perfect, like it was for Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama. My life's not a romantic comedy, I can do it my own way. Like Julia Roberts in My Best Friend's Wedding.
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