I came here to tell Caroline something kind of big.
What? You have a secret family on Long Island?
No.
You have hep C? D? One of the new heps?
No. I don't have any of the heps. Wow. Now, telling her I'm in love with her is just gonna sound boring.
You're gonna tell her you love her?! Here in the diner?! [...] Andy, this isn't where you tell someone "I love you," this is where you tell someone their sex change looks passable.
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