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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

[going through the mail] Max, you will not believe what just came addressed to you.

Let me explain: I'm not a Scientologist, I just went there one time because I heard some rich guy was looking for a wife.

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