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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline and Max in “Unfinished Business”

Caroline

[while on the phone] My father wants to know if you'll come out to the prison and finally meet him.

Max

Sure.

Caroline

Great. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. [hangs up]

Max

I'm not going.

Caroline

What? Why'd you say yes?

Max

'Cause you never tell a man in prison "no," he could hang himself with his belt.

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