[after Sophie finds an invitation to the Metropolitan Museum's annual gala in Caroline's hate mail] This is my favorite social event in all of New York. I've gone every year since I was 18. It's a fashion ball at the Museum of Art—
Yeah, I know what it is. I catered it last year.
Max, how weird. We were probably right in the very same room.
Then there's a good chance I spit in your drink. Not really, unless you were acting all prissy and demanding.
MCMax and Caroline
There's a good chance I spit in your drink.
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