[At the prison, after Max offered to be searched by a guard so that Caroline could visit her father]
I'm so excited to see my father after all this time. How do I look?
You look good. How do I look? Do I still have that freshly felt-up glow?
Well, that ginger over there thinks you look good. He's full-on staring at you.
Well, I should hope so. If you can't get a dude in prison to check you out, it's time for a makeover.
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