Dude, you and the webmaster have been talking "business" every day for a week. Is something going on there? Shouldn't the web be mastered by now?
It's strictly business.
All right, but it's costing us $200. Might as well get something out of it. Maybe let him browse your Yahoo? Looks like he might have a big ol' hard drive with a lot of RAM.
Yeah, he's cute, but I don't want a relationship right now. And I don't do one-night stands.
All right, so don't stand. Lay down.
That's not me—the next morning, doing the walk of shame. I always see those girls with their messed-up sex hair, carrying their heels, clutching their coats to hide last night's outfit.
Going into Kinko's to use Google Maps so you can figure out where you are.
You really put the "ho" in "Kinko."
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