You realized I replaced that Purell with K-Y, right?
Max, please say you're kidding.
Of course I'm kidding. I can't afford lube. I just use my tears.
Max, seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer. I've already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flu.
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