[In the diner, after Sophie asked if the girls would consider working for her and then excused herself from the table for a moment]
I can't believe she would actually consider asking us to be prostitutes.
I know. I mean, me, I get, but you, I don't see it. You heard the guy, I look like I could "take a lot." [referring to a comment from one of the diner's waiters]
Max, it's not funny. Isn't it bad enough I may have gotten herpes from her Chanel gloss?
Of course we're not gonna do it, but come on, you'd be a terrible hooker.
Thank you, I would be a terrible hooker. I have a heart, and soul, and dreams, and wanna fall in love and have a family.
Oh, just say it, you're bad in bed.
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