[in a Jamaican accent] All right now, your total is $70.49.
Wow, that seems like a lot.
I don't make the prices, now do I?
No, I was just commenting.
Well, it's not CNN, now is it?
[pulls out a few coupons] Here, give her the coupons.
The coupons?
Yeah, here.
Max, you use coupons? I had no idea.
You're looking at me like I'm on To Catch a Predator.
We don't need to use those, I have my tip money right here.
What are you talking about, I have coupons. Here, take them. [Hands Caroline the coupons]
[tries to give Tanya the coupons] I— I have— [turns back to Max] I can't, I don't want to. I've fallen so far, I can't fall any further. Don't make me.
There's no need to go down a keshame spiral. [takes Caroline's hand with the coupons and puts it out to Tanya] Hi, she has coupons.
Oh, now you tell me you have coupons? Should have told me before, now shouldn't ya?
I didn't wanna tell you at all, she made me. [turns to Max, imitating Tanya's accent] Now didn't ya?
Look, it's not a big deal. Lots of people use coupons.
Coupons are for—
Poor people, yes. Like us. People who stand at the cash register and say things like, "Wow, $70? That seems like a lot."
[Tanya scans all the coupons]
Your new total is $12.70.
Wait. It just went from $70 to $12 just like that? The same food for less money? The exact same food? How is that even possible?
You used coupons, now didn't ya?
Max, coupons are genius!
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