[Caroline is at the counter]
Hey.
[Max walks in the apartment]
Hey. What's that smell?
I'm making cupcakes.
You lit the pilot light?
Didn't have to. Look.
[Caroline gestures to the new stove; Max is shocked]
No way! The BlueStar in purple! What the-? How could you afford that? You sold your TAT?
Sold them all. Spent it on the oven, next-day delivery fee, and installation.
That woman gave you a better price?
No, she pulled a gun on me. So I went to every gold store in Brooklyn, leveraged their offers against each other, until I got enough to buy the BlueStar.
You didn't have to do that.
After what I did, there were no more words, only ovens. And our future means more to me than rings from my past. I told you; I'm in this for the long haul. And for the record, I hated lunch with those girls. I'd rather split a Kit-Kat in a bathroom with you any day.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I was staring at my new boyfriend over there. I wanna make out with it! [excitedly runs over to the new oven] Ha, ha. Mmm.
[kisses the oven, burning her lips in the process] Ow, hot.
[the oven dings]
[in amazement] There is not a ding!
There's a ding. My rings bought a ding. You wanna hug me, don't you?
Yeah.
But you're not gonna.
Yes, I am. But if you unzip my shirt, I'm gonna be pissed! Impressed but pissed.
[Caroline and Max hug]
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